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Lucifer: She's so brilliant! She must be laser-focused. The only thing on her mind is this case.

Chloe, internally, while piecing together clues: 'Life is like a hurricane, here in, Duckberg-'

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Lucifer, walking into the kitchen: Hey, good morning, lover!

Chloe: Hey!

Lucifer: I gotta say, after last night, I’m a little weak in the knees.

Amenadiel: *walks out from behind the refrigerator door and slams it shut*

Chloe: ...

Lucifer: ...

Amenadiel: Here’s an idea: you walk into a room…take a quick scan!

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Psych & Lucifer parallels (7/?)

even more Shules/Deckerstar

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[after having sex in the kitchen]

Lucifer: That was a creative use of pancake syrup.

Chloe: I can’t even look Mrs. Butterworth in the eye.

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Deckerstar + Hozier Lyrics

Lucifer (2016-2021)

  incorrectdevilquotes

Lucifer, brushing off another near-death experience, yawning: Hey guys, what time is it?

Maze: It’s about 2am dude. You hungry?

Lucifer: Oh, cool. I’m up for some food.

Chloe, sobbing uncontrollably: Can YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED

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Chloe: Are you eating at this crime scene!?

Lucifer, taking a bite of his sandwich: Okay, first off, I’m wearing gloves.

Chloe: People died here!

Lucifer: Not from this food!

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Chloe, after Lucifer insults someone: I know Lucifer is very sorry and didn't mean it.

Lucifer: Very sorry.

Chloe: See?

Lucifer: But I did mean it.

Chloe: Lucifer!

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*Chloe playing with Lucifer's hair*

Lucifer: Stop it, Detective. You're ruining my reputation.

Chloe: Then get off my lap.

Lucifer: No